MSU shouldn’t be allowed to have an athletic department anymore. If you fail to maintain a safe environment for your students for more than two decades, you lose the right to participate in college sports.

When I was a kid, my brother got away with everything. He would instigate, I would retaliate, and then I’d be the one who got punished for it. I knew it was because he was the baby of the family, but it still made me mad.

The power structures of football are such that people like Chris Kiffin and Charlie Weis Jr. continually find themselves being given opportunities because of the families they come from.

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What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

Seriously though, this is like Donald Trump level shit. You really think Bill Simmons started blogs? Who do you think invented the internet, the head of CBS sports? Bud Celig?

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

(And there’s another…

1: Wayne Gretzky is Canadian.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

So were they biased towards his grit or his scrappiness?

Hahahahahaha... oh god that’s funny. People around Boston can’t drive when the weather is clear. Add a little precipitation, and it’s fucking Thunderdome.

To all the Belichick fellators in these comments: Wanting—even expecting—your employees to be at work on time despite bad weather is not unreasonable; punitive punishments for those who, despite their best efforts, arrive a few minutes late is.

I bet Belichick lets neighborhood kids shovel his driveway and then stiffs them on the dollar.

“Thoughts and prayers”

I think if you had asked me in 2016, I would’ve told you that Buffalo facing Jacksonville in a playoff game was a sign of the apocalypse.

me texting at the 2-minute warning: “I can’t believe I’m here rooting for Andy fucking Dalton”
me yelling at TV 1 minute later: “YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING GINGER PRINCE!!!”

They’re now 2-4601

Reasons I continue to be a Browns fan:

When I see the bad user reviews, they remind me of the political posts one sees online. They seem to be written by people living in an alternate reality. A scary alternate reality I’d never want to visit. I loved this film, but I can see easily why some don’t but to hate it with this passion makes no sense. Like the…

In all fairness, they only made TLJ once.