That’s a no-brainer! Like so many people in Florida....

Quick question: are you quoting my wife or my performance review?

To be fair, I am a lawyer, so I may not be nice at all. But in my profession we call this “assumption of risk.” If you have loved ones that you care about, why the hell would you get involved in something like this? Do you trust cops? Cops with guns? Cops with guns IN FLORIDA? I’m a middle-aged white man with money…

I am a genuinely nice person, but I am having a very hard time feeling sympathy for anyone involved in this idiocy

You beat me to it!

I came here to say this as well. You have to pay people for all hours worked. if you didn’t authorize the OT, pay them for it and write them up. If they do it again, pay them for it and fire them.

Me too. Unite, brothers!

Nah—VP Marketing

Right wing magazine blames unions? Color me shocked.

You have the right to vote however you want, but it’s fair for people to mock you, a woman, for voting for a party that is objectively anti-woman

Every time you are going to visit them, you should quit shaving your legs and armpits a couple of weeks before!

Obviously, the party under which the economy performs better—the Democratic Party

Just be glad they didn’t shoot you!

Which Infiniti? My daughter has a G35 and, with zero mechanical ability, changed hers by herself in 10 minutes after watching YouTube video.

This is an excellent description of being a manager at a unionized company!

There’s a lot of suffocation on that chart. So...some 50-year old might accidentally put a plastic bag over his head? Intentional I assume is either his wife smothering him with a pillow for snoring or a nurse doing the same thing for pushing the call button too many times.

It’s a fact—most evil geniuses are geniuses

I thought Rubio was the bottom?

Maybe it’s the lawyer in me, but having a kid in the clubhouse strikes me as being a huge potential liability. If an employee (and players are employees too!) gets hurt in the clubhouse, then the ball club has workers comp insurance to cover that. If a non-employee, such as some dude’s teenage kid, gets hurt, then he…

Have you been to the Midwest? There are pancake houses freakin’ EVERYWHERE. Like one for every three or four pasty, overweight Midwesterners.