He looked like Joe Montana + Brett Favre + Sammy Baugh against the Falcons last year

Good lord, what part of the South have you been to? The moonshine culture is limited to elderely hill folk, not the vast majority who are part of this century! Well, except for civil rights, of course....

Christ, what an asshole

And the two rival high schools are (or at least used to be) Robert E. Lee and Andrew Jackson. Probably to be replaced by The South’s Gonna Rise Agin and I Hate Black People.

The Tucson Marriott does a brisk business in August as the U of A students arrive for the school year. If you aren’t required to go for that, stay the hell away until October!

Many collective bargaining agreements have pay scales that increase with tenure. But unions will fight to the death to block merit increases rather than time in title increases.

“Unskilled” is a term of art in the Fair Labor Standards Act. It doesn’t mean some drunk or high dude off the street.

I have a tendency to board planes with the keys still in my pocket and get angry calls from the car rental place

I’m guessing you didn’t go off to college. Guys with trucks were constantly being asked to help move things. After your parents move you into the dorm freshman year, you move out at the end of the year. And move in somewhere else the next fall, then again and again until you either graduate or fail out. Then you move…

You should hear what the folks at Home Depot are STILL saying about hima dn he’s been gone for years

I concur. I had an Audi 4000S in high school back in the ‘80’s, and I spent a lot of time waiting for someone to come pick me up.

I know plenty about the civil war already, and even have a degree in history from a university named after Robert E. Lee. People have rights; states do not. And the civil war was about slavery. The other stated reasons are just rehashes of this. The right of the states to have slaves. Freedom from federal regulation…

That’s just stupid. States don’t have rights, and the CSA’s fight was about slavery and nothing else.

There are no good reasons to like the Dukes of Hazzard, outside of ogling Daisy. It is less bad than it could have been, however, as the white sheriff of Hazzard County is portrayed as a buffoon while the black sheriff of the neighboring county is portrayed as sensible adn competent.

Soft tissue injuries (such as whiplash) take 48-72 hours to manifest, so you might not feel it right now. Also, opposing counsel will shred you if you jumped out of your car immediately after impact adn started rubbing your neck.

I had an Audi in the 80’s and the biggest problem was getting the INTENDED acceleration.

Wow. Are you from South Carolina?

Back in my law firm days, we called it “six minute hell” as we tracked our lives in six minute increments

Just so I’m clear, DFCS was concerned because you were taking a child to Detroit? Seems reasonable.

My 21-year old daughter just bought a BMW.