And always use wooden shoe trees

“What was a little surprising is that Walmart’s Great Value brand isn’t as great as they advertise”

suck on that, 1%ers!

I'm a management side labor lawyer, and even I will acknowledge that the problem with American cars is the engineering, not the collectively bargained wage rates

Let's not fall for Reaganomics here. High taxes are not inherently bad. It depends on what value you receive for them. For instance, I don't mind the high property taxes in my area because the schools are excellent. I am happy to pay a little more to leave around educated people. Park, libraries, roads, police,…

It's not nearly as bad as you think. There are depressing pockets, but also plenty of nice houses in non-third world areas. Detroit has come a long way since it hit bottom (don't live there but visit frequently for work).

I'm guessing Dean Koontz would disagree

You left out the part about drinking your beer when you get back to the cart

I always start by talking about the recent shoulder surgery that, as far as they know, I totally had

When you hit that one perfect shot, you feel so great that you forget the 120 terrible ones that preceded it and you keep coming back for that fix.

I once took three 16-year old girls to Mexico for a week. I felt creepy, but had no problems at the border.

My wife and Chipper were high school classmates. She and her friends confirm that "dumb" and "redneck" are apt descriptions.

I know a guy who was a partner in a big law firm who left to work at his wife's hair salon. Her comment, as she made more than he did, was "It's not what you do—it's your W-2!"

I've rented Passats a couple of times and was not impressed. They felt cheap and poorly built. I usually get the Hyundai Sonata now and it's noticeably better.

Disinterested means impartial, but it's a common mistake. The important thing here is helping us get drunk.

I have a C250 coupe and I love it. It performs plenty well on my daily commute and occasional road trip, it's comfortable, and it gets good gas mileage. It's also small enough to be maneuverable, unlike my wife's MDX or even my kid's TL. My only gripes are the small trunk and $250 oil changes.

I have a daughter there and she loves it (she doesn't play football), but it's definitely not an environment for everyone.

You got that from Michael Pollan!

Chi O's colors are red and yellow, not purple.

If not for the help of the French, we would have lost and would all be speaking English right now