Steph is our master, but the TNT directors made the right call here: Kobe being enthusiastic for a teammate scoring is much more newsworthy than Steph Curry making a half-court jumper.

Are you under the impression that only 100 people live in Flint?

For all intensive purposes it is a doggy dog world out there for grammarians. That’s why I like to have copy editors at my beckon call.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

I’m giving your take Blue Steel through the screen right now to cool it off. It is Stiller’s best movie by a landslide.