Also: DO NOT FUCKING PARK IN DISABLED PARKING SPOTS UNLESS YOU *ARE* DISABLED!

All it needed was a theme to be the world’s first DONK.

You know, I have a pretty low bar for acceptable food. I love me some taco bell. I will eat anything off the mcdonald’s menu without complaint. Old pizza on the counter? If it’s not moldy it’s probably fine. If it is moldy it probably won’t kill you.

I still don’t eat at subway.

While I agree entirely with the sentiment—right down to have taken a crazy Catholic girl named Kate (a Mary Katherine, naturally) to the prom myself—there hasn’t been a K car worth more than $1500 since 1993.

+1 long jacket

If it were white, Karen could trade her MG for it. 

If you machine it down just right, it can be a Porsche 917/20. It's even the right color to be the Pink Pig.

With how many times I’ve managed to drive my RC truck straight at my legs and had to jump over it, I’d probably end up decapitated if I tried flying that thing.

The US needs to start re-regulating industries.  Ever since the 70's, the era of deregulation has continuously screwed over the public in favor of big business.  The government exists to protect the populace from exploitation of the wealthy class.  It needs to actually do somethign about it.

Don’t be thinking small. Think BIG. Think Continental. Think New Yorker. Think Delta 88. Tbink about all those smooth-riding malaise-yachts with 150 horsepower lumps. Imagine doubling or tripling the power of one of those things and gliding along in silent splendor...

The kids grow up fast and then they have other stuff to do with their friends and the track will be waiting.

If they’re still with Trump after this, they weren’t coming to the cookout anyway. They’re too busy being the one black guy at the Kentucky Derby party. 

Yea, I have and electric weed whacker, shrub trimmer, and blower (all corded though) and I love them. I’d love to go buy an electric rider but I can’t afford spending over $3k on one.

I made the switch to electric for my push mower and weed wacker a couple years back and will never buy a gas powered one again. They’re so much easier to take care of, less maintenance, no buying gas/oil/etc, no dealing with a choke, etc. And so much quieter when using I can use them for longer without getting sick of…

That change for lawn mowers/weedeaters is already happening, at least at the consumer level. While I still have a gasser mower, I ditched the weedeater for a battery powered one that shares a platform with my other power tools. So much less maintenance hassle and performs way better for what I need it for. I have a…

Agree on the snowmobile part, nature and electric (meaning silence) is a very good pairing.

The electric changeover for ATVs/snowmobiles/lawn mowers/weed whackers is what I really want to see happen. All the applications these are used in are not times I want to hear an engine wailing on and on. I’d much ride be blasting through the woods on a close to silent snowmobile. And lawn mowers/weed whackers are the…

Well this would make a nice little commuter.

Reluctant NP. Not for me, but for someone.

The idea works better than you might think. Sail Foils are already becoming popular, and work on the same principal.