With interest rates as they are today (assuming a credit rating such that you have any business buying a new car in the first place), paying cash for a car that is more than beer money is really rather silly. Invest the cash, finance the car.

Where are the people that would vote for her?

I’m already gonna vote for Biden because Trump is objectively worse but I’m not watching this crap. Neither of them is going to say anything new or interesting. We can damn near write the script of talking points for both of them.

I can’t decide whether Trump’s cultists would die of an aneurism or suddenly respect Biden if he actually punched Trump out. Violence is their true language, and they worship Trump because he gleefully threatens violence on a daily basis. But he’s too much of a chickenshit cowardly POS to ever throw a punch himself,…

“Maybe these RAV4 buyers didn’t know that they could get an interesting car instead.”

“Count the number of billboards advertising strip clubs and the number of billboards advertising churches”

Please don’t release it with that plain square grille Nissan... this took me 10 minutes, I’m sure it can be updated at this stage:

Seconded. Although, it looks like Joel was stuck with his in-laws for three weeks, so I’ll allow it in that case.

when I go on vacation, I like to not do things I do at home, which is sit down and watch tv

Or just reach out and turn a knob by touch. It's quicker and easier.

How about no screens! It’s *way* easier to do these things safely (without looking at stuff other than the road) when you have physical controls. Voice recognition doesn’t count, cars are loud and computers are still very stupid.

$650!  That’s about $800 too high!

Kinda of surprised by the no votes here. There are a lot of possibilities for very little buy in...

The only and I mean ONLY way that thing is worth more than the gas in the truck to drag it to Pull-a-Part is I need glass and sheet metal off it.

I don't care if it was a real gun. He was at his house and didn't threaten anyone. Also why the fuck is a resource officer involved? It didn't happen at school.

I am also no gun expert, but grew up with many around the house (father is a collector). Being familiar with firearms the main thing that tips me off that this is nothing to worry about is the orange tip—it’s there on most toy guns for that exact purpose.

I’m laughing at the phrase “one of my wife’s aunts got to it”

Stout. Float. Any kind of stout. Coffee stout? Float. Chocolate stout? Float. Milk stout? Float.

...worthy of me writing up into a blog that will help me fill my quota so that I can go back to wrenching on my van.