I wish that were true.

Fun Fact of the day: The Mall Of America is one of the largest hubs for human trafficking in the US

So, assuming they get the cars back, are the Police going to reimburse the owners for the time the cars spent in lockup? I can only assume they are making insurance payments, lease/car payments. Or are they just going to charge them for storage?

How many remember seeing a picture in Elementary School or even High School of the meeting of the two sections of the (US) Transcontinental Railroad? Do you have that picture in your head? What do you remember seeing? A lot of people, a couple of Trains, perhaps a bit of tools or so. How about liquor bottles? No? look…

This is my weird bike. A mid ‘90s hard-tail Cannondale M800 Beast of the East.

It wasn’t me.

Kinja’d!

like so:

*still doesn’t love SUVs*

Parent tip: Hand Sanitizer also removes Sharpie from skin with relative ease as well.

Don’t get arrested. (but do things of arrest-able nature)

as long as you don’t get stuck in an infinite loop you’ll be fine.

that would be... interesting.

Technically, not an engine but rather a motor.

I have the exact opposite problem. All the desks seem to be positioned for someone about 6" shorter than I am. If I adjust my chair as they describe my knees are pushing against the bottom of the desk.

They are at the top of my list for a replacement, them and Greyhounds. Though our GSP/Brittany mix is 12 and still going strong, so who knows how long she will last.

except when your dog also notices that the sun is up and starts whining at your side to feed her...

In Minnesota (no beach driving available)? It was more my Mother In Law than anyone else. I’m still convinced she thought it was ‘fun’ because you could take the top off and refused to drive it in the winter.

Fun? It was not my definition of ‘fun’. My in-laws (before they were my in-laws) clearly and repeatedly said it was their ‘fun’ car in spite of it being the 4 cyl., automatic, flaming P.O.S. with electrical gremlins.

Jeep Wrangler for me. In town the steering is so touchy it is comical. On the highway it is too loud to even think let alone talk, and that was with the hard top on. I won’t comment on the lack of power since it was the 4 cyl. version but the dashboard that would occasionally work was not a preferred “feature” either.