Qatar Football Federation Representative: [enters FIFA Ethics Committee chamber] I've been asked to drop off the report post-haste.

I worked in the SID's office at a major university when I was a student, and I was tasked to write the bio of a senior swimmer that would appear in the program at the last meet of the season. Except I was an unpaid "student assistant," so I wasn't going to be trusted with a good swimmer, and so I was given a really…