More like, it will cost you jail time when they report it stolen.

Perfectly matches my maturity level. Well played.

Nice.

69 Snow Donuts. It could be considered offensive for as long as it is not confused with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.

Although I haven’t had the pleasure of driving a ton of different cars, the single most fun/$ car I’ve ever driven was a Fiesta ST hands down. There’s just so much spunk and it’s always eager to torque steer you out of a corner (might not be fast, but is really fun at low speeds).

Hah! Great :)

The way they put the black plastic on the charge door is such an eyesore. Couldn’t they at least move it somewhere with a painted surface?

Red Bull takes away your wings!

This one is basically the same as the Bees-Forks, which looks a lot like other Toyota crossovers. Guessing that Toyota did the design part of this share.

Jeebus Fracking Crackers. Subaru...what happened to your design? Is the mandate to design beige vehicles and then throw a dash of plastic body cladding on for “off road” utility? I know design is subjective. But even without the cladding I think most would describe their recent efforts as bland at best.

As a 15 year old, I was able to rent mopeds in a vacation community. $5 extra got you full insurance. Cousin and I would take them on off road bike trails and golf courses and jump them over whatever we could. Had to return at least 2 that “stopped working for some reason.”

There aren’t enough drugs in the world to get me high enough to think going to Missouri is a good idea.

I mean...coolest golf cart ever right?

Biggest takeaway......continue to avoid Missouri.

That transmission, man, I just, wtf, that transmission.

I’m surprised Mercedes never tried to lux them up a bit more and make them the official car of Florida/Arizona retirement communities. 

 He was to F1 what Jimmy Johnson is to Indycar.

As usual, I don’t think Nikita Mazepin is going to get the point.

Hopefully he never races again. He was unsafe to have on the track and made each race worse to watch (until he crashed and DNF’ed).

“Tesla Model S. There, I said it.”