I feel bad. I let the mere fact that I can’t afford it stop me from hooping porches.

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Can the mind vomit? Yes...yes it can. Imagine the worst smell in the world. Now imagine that smell took a dump. This car stinks worse than than.

It doesn’t look ‘terribly olive.’ It looks terrible. Like...post Taco Bell and beer terrible.

I mean...technically that is crappy.

I agree. I also want one. Actually, I’ll take both. Please contact me for the number of limbs and kidneys needed and I’ll happily proceed with the necessary medical procedures.

People who stop 6 feet behind the white line should be culled from the population. We have too many people anyway and it’s bad for the environment. Also, I have had the joyous experience of pulling in front of dumb dumbs who stop way too far behind the white line on 2 occasions. It feels....wonderful.

Wait...is this a new version of, “That’s what she said?”

Fart Escape. Are we still doing that?

Kia Forty

Nissan Maximapad

Charley Davidson. Charley guys get super butt hurt over this.

Crossler Chrysfire.

Mercedes DSL (I’m not explaing DSLs).

Grande Cherokee. Then when people get annoyed with that....Venti Cherokee. They will stop talking to you. Ask me how I know.

Fart Escape instead of Ford Escape.

Dodge Magnum PI

Oldmobile CutAss Supreme. Pontiac BonnEEville

Pontiac Asstec

Pontiac Grand Pricks instead of Prix