Because it’s fun. Seriously? Who wouldn’t do that? Someone line all those people up. They will be categorized as not my friends anymore or not my friends in the future.

Hmmm. Nice. Is this ushering in the era of honest reviews? Would Jalopnik be too small a site to withstand a black-out from the auto manufacturers for doing super honest reviews? I know editors at Car and Driver discussed moving this direction. But their management wussed out. Someone should start calling crap cars…

I agree....but I’d still take a P100D if someone gave it to me. FYI someone. Give me a P100D.

That is a nice A7.

I just sad laughed.

Idea for a Jalopnik poll - what should be the next Icon build?

I agree. It is cool but...Caprice. What would be really cool is if Icon redid old Forerunners. The really old ones with the removable rear cap. They sort fly under the radar or are redneck convertibles...but they are cool looking in my opinion. And they are not inherently cringe worthy like a Caprice.

Note - I think the sedan looks ok. Like one of those coupe sedan things (coupans??? or Sedoupe???). But the hatchback looks like the sedan had a brother with very special needs.

Honey....someone stepped on our Pontiac Aztec and made it less tall. It still runs though and it turned into a Honda...so bonus I guess.

I didn’t get a Ford GT because I am poor (relatively speaking). And I didn’t apply. However I’m still butthurt that I’m not getting one. As an American I exercise my right to be indignant about less that perfect events that are 100% my fault. I believe that is in the 145th amendment to Trump’s US constitution. If…

I didn’t get a Ford GT because I am poor (relatively speaking). And I didn’t apply. However I’m still butthurt that I’m not getting one. As an American I exercise my right to be indignant about less that perfect events that are 100% my fault. I believe that is in the 145th amendment to Trump’s US constitution. If Ford…

I don’t know Vin. Here in Silicon Valley that car would have a presence with that look (I know...prototype...I know). If Nissan engineered some fun into the car it may be hopeful look into the future.

Right?

I’m not sure big Ben is light years ahead of Timmy off the field. Due to...you know...weekly sexual misconduct charges.

“Please press charges...”

Yeah...but handbrake turns are fun.

I would like to loudly, obnoxiously, and boorishly describe a better way for you to write you opening sentence. Compare my first sentence to yours. Also...yay oxford comma! Also thanks internet for letting us friendless losers have an ability to start the day out with a win!

Pro-tip: if you buy business or first class you get all sorts of stuff. And you can still be an asshole. 😁

I’m ok with alphanumeric. It’s boring but I don’t care that much. Changing your alphanumeric system from something logical to something random drives me nuts (I’m looking at you BMW and Infiniti).

Click bait. I was hooked. Not ashamed though.