Can I have one?

better.

Nice way to inspire a whole new post!

The longer the explanation, the guiltier the explainer. It's science.

'4 wheel burn-outs sans tires is twice as cool.'

Seriously. Quasistellar listed some of the best new car options. It's the close to the crankiest post I've ever seen. Starting back up at works after a long holiday sucks I know...but get a hold on yourself man. Back-up cameras are going to be mandated in the future due to their utility in safely reversing a…

Automatically closing trunks (not on SUV or Minivan).

Dude...PREACH. The choir enjoys your sermon.

I'd like to thank god, my family, and all the small people who made this possible.

Oh my god what do I win?

The best car is drunk passengers car. They have to clean it out.

The Bible says that the front wheels should not provide the power for moving a car. It's unnatural. Yep.

I learned something! I hope what you said is correct because I don't fact check.

I propose a Top Gear style show with a review segment (This is the new Hellcat, it's fast!), a "car corner" segment (BMW is coming out with a new X6, and it's hideous), and a culture segment (Here is Mable and George, and their new Scion xB/ Mark & Rashad, owners of "Donks Unlimited"), only you bend it more towards…

Huh. Do they get punished worse for this than killing black people?

got it.

Will it connect to my Veyron?

Ok...I pretty much always agree with your articles. In this case...not quite. I'm not sure I'd buy a Camry with 176k on the odomoter. So...I would humbly suggest a 2003 RS6 with 75,300 miles for $21k (see link below). The good news is that you can buy this and perhaps get another 100k out of it according to your…

I don't think I need to ask now. Sweet. How many miles do you have on yours? How has the upkeep been? Note - I understand I'm not buying a Corolla.