So you call yours the “Secret Hammer”?  First time I’ve heard it called that.  Nice one. 

oh yeah, you’d be on twitter in a matter of seconds.

Yeah, the kiddo doesn’t really know that GenX was a generation in-between him and the boomers and we were the ones that grew up playing these cars.

As I write this I’m sitting in Columbia, TN, just south of Spring Hill, TN. Where you can find Saturn Blvd, which ends in a GM plant where saturns were once a MAJOR part of the economy here.

My dad was smart. in ‘93 my first car was a ‘73 corolla. I think 73 was also how many HP it had. And I thought I pulled a fast one on him when I upgraded to an ‘84 200sx turbo the next year. Yeah, silly him, I’ve got a sports car! He must be nuts!

Columbia TN has a very avid Jeep population.

This isn’t hard. Stop being contrary.

Careful guys, it’s a slow news day and we’re being trolled here.  Nobody really thinks this car looks good.  Don’t fall for it (like I have)

Well gates is into the eugenics thing as was his dad... So he at least enjoys playing God while staying a a holiday inn express.

A digital gauge would have made him aware of that problem.

What are they thinking? Don’t they know how much we hate the unibody look? How much we feel like the ridgeline isn’t a real truck?

Can you idiots come up with anything more intelligent than crying racism any time you see something you don’t like? By making everything racism you’ve effectively made nothing racism. And if you disagree with me, then you’re obviously racist.

Want to know what else is an endemic problem in North America? People who think they should be able to do whatever the hell they want to and not have any consequences. Want fewer newsworthy police stories?  Give them a reason to be defunded, such as stop acting like a bunch of damn animals.

I can make a few judgements about the driver just looking at the bed of the truck... Which is why I’m not surprised it ended this way.  Basically he was a moron with a one man sideshow.

Nah, the first time they hit the throttle the frame is just going to twist right around the drive shaft squeezing the driver like they’re in a giant Juicing machine.

To hell with the dogs, can I get your address and an ETA for that steak?

Oh lord I used to think the same thing as you. Growing up dogs would eat anything.

Hold on... the cat peed on the sofa and they through it out the window?

nevermind...

Get a buick Regal from the ‘80s and start converting it into a GNX.