Don't cry for me Dikachu…entina. I'm gonna be a quarterback someday! I'm gonna throw for over 3000 yards!

No probalo!

I'm certainly intrigued. Liked the books. Liked the adventure games even more.

I am fairly great
And the ladies in my town all know my name
Except for this one girl
She thinks my name's Brian

Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.

Radioactivity is here. People growing arms out of their heads is here. Today.

I'm calling this song "Flappy" from now on.