I suspect a few of these will be sold to guys over 50, that will keep them for awhile and then when they try to sell them, they will in turn refuse all reasonable offers because “they know what they got”.

I, for one, don’t think there’s any way in hell it will have a solid front axle.

I hope I’m wrong.

Do you want The Day After Tomorrow? Because this is how we get the Day After Tomorrow. 

If your show car is a 4 cylinder Grand Am, the kids weren’t getting an inheritance anyway.

I missed the part where it said it was a new Silverado?  Could have been a 20 year old hand-me-down for all we know.

Considering that the road team, Minneapolis Roosevelt High School, has a predominantly black student body and has been staying in the locker room during the national anthem for their previous games, this would seem like more than some good-natured ribbing.

“I fart in your general direction!”

Nintendo Switch Labo is getting out of hand. 

My vote is gas station chicken salad 

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

black guy from the suburbs with a long history of explaining stuff: it essentially means ‘this is your last chance to tell me that you are from my neighborhood or a member of my same clique or a clique that i am cool with; if so, then it would be unacceptable for me to beat the shit out of you, as i am planning on…

So, is it a horse or a bull?

Not enough rust.

Agreed -he was one of those very good players that don’t quite make it. Willie McGee is another one that comes to mind.

Ricky Henderson says Ricky Henderson says go fuck yourself

Olerud out WARed Vizquel by 20 or so but sure. 

The election of Harold Baines officially makes the omission of Keith Hernandez a wanton criminal act.

“I was surprised. He was good, but I never thought he was great.”