Mobile command centers to help mobilize fire crews to hot spots and such. Very important actually.

I read the headline and thought, “They’re gonna give away tickets to a Broadway musical to make up for the fuck-up in a critical situation?”

“Unlimited.”

Dollars to donuts now that the shoe’s on the other foot I guarantee you they call for an FBI investigation into Russian Collusion by the DNC and bring up Uranium One and all the other fake news stories they can think of along the way.

I’m lucky, then, because my high school guidance counselor was an awesome, caring, thoughtful human being. So much so that for a couple of years after we graduated, a mutual group of friends would go see him over Christmas break from college.

My guidance counselor in high school said I would be flipping burgers all my life because I wanted to drop out, get my GED and go to college (I was 16 at the time). I told him I looked forward to the day I had a brand new BMW M3, so I can park it next to his Geo Metro and check in on him in 10 years.

I had poor grades in school despite being smart. Why? Because aside from subjects in which I did legitimately struggle, I just was generally not into school. Some kids are like that, yet a lot of teachers/counselors don’t get that.

Promises kept!

Tire tread pattern looks like BF Goodrich All Terrains. This is why you spend the extra $$ for the “good” tires, although I’ve also had great luck with General Grabber AT2's.

Oh shit, I didn’t even catch that at first glance. Good eye! Big Bronco in the background. #enhance

Is the shadow silhouette behind this car supposed to be of the new Bronco? The hood line is nice and high. It looks big!

That’s nothing like a Bronco.

The same magic that makes your toilet work.

What is a Metro Geo?

Fake news

These people triage. They wouldn’t be pushing a car out of a garage if they could be saving someone’s life instead.

I have to disagree in this scenario. The Mustang is a piece of American history. If that was a photo of a brand new Lamborghini being saved most of us would say “why?". They burn themselves to the ground all the time anyway.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

“The two workers were immediately fired for leaving work early.”

The owners were fighting about whether or not to keep it until one of them said, “Can’t we all just get a lawn?”