Charlie is almost certainly a good dog. “Tex” on the other hand, is so casual about gun safety I’m frankly amazed he’s lived to the ripe old age of 74. 

I would like to know about the “bigger and even more important forests” that were expunged by the British Empire.

Also, if I were a person who discovered that their wife’s doctor had deliberately dyed her vagina as a joke to me, I would be fucking LIVID. Even without the cancer-survivor aspect, you violated the most intimate part of my spouse’s body without her consent.

Friends don’t let friends use facebook.

GOVERNOR.KY.GOV

May I present just one more reason?

There has to be a point where if you’re watching the Warriors and Steph goes off, you don’t give two shits what team he’s on and you can just enjoy the sheer brilliant lunacy of it all.

Flip the two adjectives around and you’re right on the money.

Terrible person, worse driver.

you must be fun at social gatherings

At this point, Ford should just let Ken Block and the Hoonigans consult on some Ford Performance consumer vehicles.

I was a submariner (specifically a Torpedoman) for 24 years, I’ve already arranged to be shot out of a torpedo tube at test depth off of Hawaii.

That escalated quickly! 

Amazon’s advertising for season 3 of The Man in the High Castle is getting a little weird.

he looks like every actor ever cast to yell random things in an Adam Sandler movie

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

Russian here, can confirm, am sketchy.

Pro tip: never buy a used car from a russian truck driver who lives in the middle of a strawberry field.

But you would also have to buy off the city council in his area of Michigan so he doesn’t become that guy who has to sell 50 Jeeps in a month because they have taken over his land.

I would buy David Tracy an awful lot of Jeeps.