Nice of them to take into account my need for Dailyshow news updates.

Who’s making these rules, man?

For real..

Bummer

Man, is it just me or is Chris Hardwick channeling Charlie Day in a suit?

The real question is, where does he stand on mother rapes that end in child death…. Today. And does he even care?

And don't even get me started on the popular front….

Good for a sore throat

Mr. Sheffield!

Praise be to Don Ho, the tropical beer overlords and their affiliated advertising subsidiaries!

Kona? The beer? Who are you how do you know my particulars?!?

You wanna make this country great again? We have got to get back to singing our own drunken karaoke in dimly lit bars, instead of watching it on TV! Like God intended.

Can you smellllllllllllll the tax code reformation!!!

You are correct. However, still very Caucasian. Mystery Caucasian kamikaze Theater 3000!

I'm pretty sure Keanu Reeves is Hawaiian……. Oh shoot, did I make it worse?

I feel like that shirt could just as easily be pro tea party…. You know, that hard edge indifference to suffering you can convince yourself to be pissed about.

Going to Englewood now!

Inconceivable

It is! It’s amazing

My God, I had almost this exact same exchange with my wife! Were you in the shower with you wife at the time?!?