"He's not snarling, he's sneezing." -Agent J

"There's yer problem!"

All Gawker media sites will have to assimilate sooner or later.

And proper saber training and education will be the best way to lower that statistic! Taking away sabers from law-abiding galactic civilians, will just lead to ignorance on how to handle them safely and responsibly!

How about you list WHEN this will be happening? You know... for people who might not care about the MTV music awards, but may be interested in the Trailer?

Actually, it was pretty much designed as such.

A tiny backpack for carrying all the things necessary for battling evil. You know, like a toothbrush, ruler, salt packet, ATM card, for-sale sign, etc.

It took me a while, but I found some real gems to make gaming on the iPhone not feel like petty crap.

Maybe he's speaking in riddles, somewhat?

Good to hear positive things regarding gameplay, but I still have a lingering question that remained unanswered in this review: Customization

I find your lack of Casey Jones Disturbing.

Pfff!

I thought it'd be better if I left the smoke in.

Too soon?

When seconds count, police are minutes away.

they already did, yesterday.

You're not a fan of reading, even a little bit, are you?

When the game forces you to have an always-online connection because of "complex server-side calculations" it's completely acceptable to call them out on their bullshit and lies as an excuse for aggressive and draconian DRM policies.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF CLOUD COMPUTING!!!

don't forget Duke Nukem Forever