Can you even imagine if Trump were in his position? That might actually be kind of awesome! Maybe he’d short-circuit and have a stroke?

Most humans age a lot in 20 years. Some even go from an infant to a fully grown adult!

Funny how he hasn’t proposed paying for the wall by cutting corn subsidies.

Just goes to show that GM is truly innovative - they’ve had vibrating trim panels years before everyone else.

What we really needed was for Johnny Smith to come out of his coma at some point before the election last year.

Yeah. We don’t use them for security blankets around the house or for the walk to the mall though.

I’m going to say yes, as it’s the quickest route to banging on the starter with a hammer and getting it to work again without removing all of the rear body panels.

This. The only things I ever hear about NYC are about how awful and gross and crowded and disgusting and expensive it is. And then somehow they all tack on “but it’s the greatest city on Earth!” at the end, as if the fact that you can get Chinese OR Ethiopian OR Greek(!) delivered to your door at 3am on any given…

IDK, perhaps it’s because they’re not a bunch of backward, hillbilly, redneck, southern folk who ask these sorts of things?

“The car, according to Blue Ribbon News, was donated to the Genesis Center by a local resident battling cancer:

True bravery is leading with that horseshit hot take. Go fuck yourself, dick.

Too bad it wasn’t you she was married to.

brave

Negotiate a licensing agreement for Waymo money.

Excuse me good sir, I do believe thou hast doth lost thine fedora

There’s more sparkle between the Carters than between those two.

Just, for the mental health of your significant other, don’t manifest that feeling audibly. My wife does that every time she picks up her phone to look at something and it’s driving me up the fucking wall.

I would not be looking forward to anything involving the word “fallout” for the next four years.

Lee is widely regarded to be an honorable man who was respected by both sides, and I don’t think he deserves condemnation.

So... What are you suggesting here? That this man should see no repercussions for his actions and we should all just sit around silently, hoping that he encounters “good teachers” in his life that will make his grandchildren not racists?

I am seriously confused at what point it is you’re trying to make. I think you…