Why not?

Maybe when we have one of those really rough slightly late periods that makes you wonder “is this a miscarriage” we should just start packing the “remains” up and sending them to law makers in Texas. Let them figure out what to do with it. Wouldn’t want all that medical waste going into the sewer system now would we.

I generally agree that it’s frustrating when men begin to embrace feminist ideology through their relationships with women, rather than recognizing women as independent human beings deserving of equal rights irrespective of their relationships to men.

Also, Joe Biden! Today! Tweeted this picture! For Obama’s 55th Birthday!

john cena is sort of based on actual wrestler dolph ziggler who she dated. she has a bit in her standup about dating a wrestler and she talked about it on howard stern. at the time the movie came out john cena and dolph were feuding on wwe i think.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Wait I just realized this is maybe actually based on the property brothers.

Absolutely not. This becomes like hazing rituals. It’s something no one would subject themselves if they sat down and thought about it. But once you’ve gone through it then it’s a badge of honor because you did something that was probably unnecessary.

I’m trying to hold on to this feeling because I don’t know how long it’ll be until I can feel proud of our president again. I already miss Obama guys.

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

The insanity of the Suicide Squad Set makes more sense when you find out the on set psychiatrist was this guy.

No it makes him a fucking jabroni for eating his fried chicken with a fork and knife

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

It doesn’t seem like this person is failing to stand up for herself, she’s struggling how much to police the behavior of a person her friend loves but to whom she feels no particular loyalty out of concern for her friend. This seems like a very valid concern to me and I’m sorry you disagree!

I have found a “Dude, what the fuck?” to be a solid opening line right after the comment. Then it’s up to the other person to decide how confrontational they want to make it.

Oh I am all about making suggestions that I would never have the balls to do. But you should. For realz.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(