I live to serve.

It helps that I grew up in the south where, as everyone knows, "bless your heart!" usually translates to "fuck you, bitch"

I feel like Bey's boobs are shading my boobs.

I like to describe shade, when done well, as a single drop of poison in a jar of honey. It is the insult you THINK you've been given but can never be quite sure of.

My super awesome mom, after years of working as a successful independent consultant, recently accepted a job as an executive/c-suite level employee at a financial firm. She is the only woman executive. During her first week, another executive told her part of her duties would be to cover the phones when the…

I just did the damn dishes that were left here from yesterday (small office full of men). So, SO MUCH FUCKING THIS!!!!

YEAR OF PENNY!!

The plot looks objectively terrible.

SO MANY EMOTIONS

Okay, even though I just posted a "hey do what you want!" style comment, I also need to state my overwhelming burning hate for that "Only Six Rules" thing you see on Pinterest.

Unless you are eloping, don't have a Valentine's Day wedding. People generally have their own plans for the day, and this puts them in the awkward position of choosing between celebrating the holiday their way or devoting that day to you, (think about it - a couple might want to spend this day focusing on their love,…

I thought Republicans were supposed to be fiscally conservative? They do realize that treating and quarantining already infected people costs wayyyyyyyyy, way, way more money, right? Like, WAY more?

My friend, who is attending UofMichigan law school, saw her speak this week, and said she exuded intelligence, and also wore high heeled boots. I love you RBG.

I cannot WAIT for a day when everyone clamors about how having more than 4 or 5 women on the Supreme Court isn't fair because women only make up about 50% of the general population... and then promptly has to backtrack on why it was OK to have only men on the Supreme Court for decades (centuries actually).

there are a lot more women rapists than people think

Does it matter? Perhaps they chose not to specify because it doesn't matter or because it could jeopardize privacy (for instance if the teacher only tutored 1 boy and 3 girls).

*than

Well this is fucking heart breaking.

I'm glad so many women in the comments feel this label helps them understand their identities, but it irritates me because (like the awful "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" thing everyone was yapping about a few years ago) it too often gets aimed at women themselves in limiting and frankly catty ways. I think we can all…

I love Amy Schumer for essentially declaring that the male attraction to the Cool Girl is basically just veiled homoeroticism.