yeah! Fuck people's right to privacy!

Dudes with lip rings are never not sketchy. Consider this your lesson for the day.

it feels important to post this now

We were in a family-friendly restaurant, around 6:30pm, and I was wearing a loose-fitting, long sleeve shirt, jeans, and no makeup...so I'm not sure where the confusion arose as to what kind of service you were being provided.

My mother on premarital sex said "You wouldn't buy a car with out test driving a few first!!" Our mothers are really into making sure we have good transportation.

And now her disabled daughter and husband will need professional caretakers. Though, in light of the little I know about this woman, I suspect a professional caretaker will be far more nurturing and professional than she could be, even to her own family members.

Raise your hand if you think he left his mistress/soul mate for another mistress/soul mate.

Now you have to tell the story.

I don't have a poop story. I'm commenting purely so that you can all laugh at my British discomfort at the idea of sharing a poop story. Or reading a poop story. Or generally acknowledging that poop is a thing that happens.

Wait, because Rhianna is a victim of domestic violence, we aren't interested in her voice or supporting her? I'm fucking way more interested in hearing her sing than listen to whatever garbage Roger Goddell and Ray Rice are going to spew.

I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin is neither 24 years old nor from China.

I wanted to post a shade gif, but apparently Kinja is broken right now.

I love that it's the Colts who did this. Just one little extra fuck you to Baltimore.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

I'm just going to guess that there is very, very little risk Steven will impregnate a woman at "some college party" any time soon.

How much do you want to bet that Steven has never had to work hard at a job in his life and that he came from a privileged background?

Terrible name, I hope they rebrand. I also really want to know what the MRA-types will think. After all, this should let them out of the pregnancy trap that women allegedly use against men. Put your penis where your mouth is, MRA, and take responsibility.

If you mean a hairy gay man, no.