What. the fuck. Martin Freeman. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

I've been a fan of his for sometime and completely missed the fact that he's an actual piece of shit. Amazing what they can do with make-up & spec FX these days.

You're right, these jokes only exist in a vacuum of fictitious characters.

Official Institute for the Preservation of Jensen Ackles Imagery, aka Tumblr

I really can't wait for this dumb trend of worshipping Beyonce to die down. It was barely funny to begin with, now its just boring and old.

I personally loved Jessica Williams calling out the "unique" spelling of Megyn Kelly's first name. Williams is an absolute treasure.

This is all I can summon at the moment.

SO glad Ellen and Portia are still a couple.

My husband made a decision to stop buying each other gifts years ago. It makes our holidays WONDERFUL.

My Christmas tree is similar, it is decorated with empty beer cans.

Female Viagra is called FOREPLAY.

The stories are horribly written and I don't doubt this guy is a self-pitying douche, but am I the only one who thinks that the shoes objectively are kind of interesting and it's kind of a cool idea? *runs*

This sounds like a real mental illness, not OMG GIRL LOL. I hope she gets some help.

I get nervous when people try to normalize adult men dating teenage girls because I think most of the time it is kind of predatory (I would feel the same way about adult women dating teenage boys, but that is not the current topic). Sometimes it is not, and I am willing to acknowledge that it might not be for Lorde…

Well, in all fairness there are some immature losers who are probably mentally comparable to teens. But legally they are adults so it is like, gross. Find another emotionally stunted 20 something female and call it a day. They are out there.

Well of course you thought you were really mature! You were 17. Every single 17 year old girl thinks she's the most mature person in the world. But most 17 year olds have no actual real life experiences to back up their claims of "maturity". Mirroring the likes and behaviors of older women a mature teenager does not…

I want to buy her a drink.

Sorry, but now I just have to do this:

I bought this trench coat from Nordstrom about a month ago, so can I feel smug for being ahead of the trend?