Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

There’s no evidence any hacking took place. Unauthorized use of an account is not, on its own, hacking. If I get up from my desk and you sit down and type out a tweet on my account, you didn’t hack me.

I have two hands

uh huh huh huh... you said “crack”...

Just think of the devolution of the Thunder spark-plug position: Harden to Reggie Jackson to Waiters. At this rate I might get signed for 2016-2017.

“Because it...probably was?” What kind of answer is that? The same sloppy reasoning that comes next.

Okay, how in the hell did they think posting his private medical records was legal? Really?

That kind of performance will certainly raise a single large connected eyebrow.

“Today, Bungie released another update for Destiny, a video game in which players travel through space imagining new content”

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

OCCUPY HERBSTREIT !

That sentient piece of broccoli is pretty good at basketball.

I wonder though if there is some point where Kentucky has produced enough NBA talent that Calipari does bring some sort of edge re: recruiting free agent talent to a team.

Don’t underestimate the ability of the Steelers secondary to imitate shy ghosts.

Hurns rec 48 yd 758 avg 15.8 TD 7

what about the booty?

“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.”

If I was forced to watch Josh McCown start for the Browns every week, I’d be an alcoholic too.

Does he have a flask in there?

Truly a bleak year if this is the best we had to show for it.