Tagline: Lose the Blanco and Get With the Franco

I’ve lived in Bloomington most of my life. I love it here. But your description is 100% accurate. To the north of us is Martinsville, a town with Klan history in the not-too-distant past. Even as a white dude I always try to avoid stopping there if I’m driving up to Indy. Just some bad vibes in that place.

I haven’t seen that episode in years, but I remember the one where Mac is in full blackface to play Murtaugh, and Dennis is constantly reacting to how fucked up it is. But hey, pull that episode too because apparently our options are either changing old TV shows or enacting serious police reform, and guess which…

This is why I’m surprised Sacha Baron Cohen’s isn’t plastered all over every rightwing Qanon gunfucker Facebook page. Maybe they should hire some artists to draw what he’d look like in various disguises, because otherwise they’re all gonna look dumb if they keep getting fooled by him.

Wait... do you want the pirated book spread far and wide, or John Bolton’s asshole?

So you’re saying it’s all been a pack of lies?

Just ask Phil Collins. He watched a guy let another guy drown in a lake, but instead of saving the guy’s life he wrote a song about it. That happened, right?

I’m gonna join the pile-on.

I’m definitely gonna play this at some point, just not right now. I’m about halfway through another playthrough of Red Dead Redemption 2 right now and with all the horror in the real America at the moment I don’t feel like diving from one fictional tragedy right into another one.

Stumbling across a Klan rally and slaughtering the whole group was always a blast in that game.

I’m curious if this will be a flight-sim like the old X-Wing/TIE Fighter games or more of an arcade-style thing like Rogue Squadron.

Movies and TV shows constantly shuffling around from service to service is a really good argument for hanging on to physical media. You pay for it once and it’s yours forever, no matter how many studios fight over the rights.

Man, I haven’t thought about Deus Ex in years. Fucking hell that game was incredible.

Cool! Happy Birthday! Today is also my birthday, but unless something happens when I start up Breath of the Wild later I don’t think my video games care that much.

“Westworld” (ok...) meets “Ready Player One” (oh fuck).

Yeah, they’re all banging each other and leaking fluids into the communal hot tub, but that’s probably safer behavior than going to Target right now.

Kindly take your “Democratic machine” talk and fuck all the way off. If anything paved the way to a field of two ancient white dudes it was the Extremely Online Leftists with their “Kamala is a cop” memes and snake emojis, because anyone not named Bernie Sanders is a corporate sellout centrist whore.

Biden is at death’s door because sometimes he doesn’t talk so good, but the guy who had a heart attack not too long ago is gonna live forever. Or so Twitter tells me.

I am being fucking honest. Bernie lost last time, and he’s losing this time. Close or not, he’s losing. That’s just the truth.

She’s a much better spokesperson for the same ideals, and she has a more impressive resume. If Bernie had decided to build on what he started in 2016 by sitting out 2020 and passing the torch to Warren there’s a good chance she’d be the presumptive nominee now.