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I want to sic Darth Vader on whoever designed those fights where you’re fighting 5 guys with batons while a bunch of stormtroopers shoot at you from ledges. 

D’angelo got screwed.

If you make a Venn diagram of “Scorsese Fans” and “MCU Fans”, that one pixel connecting the two circles is me. Or at least it feels like that.

If you don’t get choked up at least once during Saving Private Ryan then you are dead inside.

Score one for physical media (and bootleg Blu-rays of the Despecialized Editions).

The Knick.

In 2014 it was either him or a woman, so...

I was just about to say the same thing. There’s no way he isn’t Frank Sinatra’s son.

...and that’s before Alan Dershowitz shows up to declare ‘If you want to feel good, get a massage.’”

Remember when Fox News launched their own version of The Daily Show, and it lasted about a week? Conservatives just aren’t good at comedy. 

This is the first mention I’ve heard of Watchmen being a miniseries and not a multi-season show. I kind of assumed HBO wanted another Game of Thrones.

I made the mistake of rewatching “Chasing Amy” a few years ago.

Except for a few character names, nothing about this really screams “Watchmen” to me...

That works too. The timeline works either way.

So when Jesse and Todd are driving out to bury the cleaning lady, they get passed on the highway by a tanker truck. Anybody else think that was the truck Robert Forster hid Walt in on the way to New Hampshire?

The fifth installment is usually when franchises ditch the numbered titles and switch to subtitles. I was hoping for something like “PlayStation: The Curse of Michael Myers”.

I think Sarah Palin coined that one.

I’m pretty sure Mike got dissolved in a barrel.

If Vince Gilligan wants to keep making Breaking Bad movies every 5 years or so from now until the end of time, I’d be fine with that.