Professor Oak has a name too!

That’s nice, but they’re not giving Nobels to 3000-year-old art forms. Dylan is a musician, and a great one, but is not involved in literature as it is practiced today.

I just want to say (here in the grays where no one will see it, but whatever). I’m not upset that Dylan won the Nobel because he’s bad, or he’s sexist, or blah blah blah. I upset because he won Murakami’s Nobel. He has a large, brilliant body lf work that’s been translated into dozens of languages and he deserved it.…

I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Dylan definitely sucks more than any dismissive douche rando could aspire to.

As much as Bob Dylan sucks, he doesn’t suck a fraction as much as douche wizards who say things like “edgy opinion bro.”

I guess that’s what you get when you give a literature award to a musician instead of soemeone involved in literature.

Your cynicism has been noted. Hope you got the satisfaction you were looking for.

I was just going to post that ;)

How do you do, fellow cryptids?

Your Steve Buscemi is evolving...

Steve Buscemi.

Get it? He choked at the debate, he’s plastic, and he’s a threat to our children.

“wrongly associated with a plastic toy that is a known choking hazard that risks harming small children”

Its for the Army. They already took your money.

Even the trainstation? It enough they’re cleaning up every neighborhood in NYC so it’s spotless. Now they have to clean the one thing that tests tourists on whether they really want to come to the city or not. NYC has become way too friendly towards outsiders in my opinion that’s why it no longer has a soul.

Manhattan’s Penn Station is gross, smells like shit and is the armpit of the city.