Unicycle?

“Sir, I’m going to need to ask you to return to your assigned seat in 13D”

I’d push the attendant call button then hide.

Track suits and MP5s! I haven’t even moved my music collection from MP3s to MP4s yet! What a world we live in.

This would be my dad's unironic response to this.

“But is it really a 2020 supra?”

The most troubling part though was seeing news outlets clip out a piece of quote in an inflammatory way like that. The article could have just as easily been headed “Jordan wants to tell stories with people he doesn’t see represented well”. And then dive into the article. But they damn well know people only read…

It’s not clear exactly what went wrong with the car

“Slender Man, Pennywise, The Alien, Reverse Racism.”

Crispin took me all the way out.

Bradley, ignore any complaints that you get about how keys are obsolete, etc. You are right on this one. Keys are simpler, but are much more reliable.

To be honest, I don’t have strong feelings about this either way. So here’s a dog balancing on a chain.

I’ll be honest...

Volkswagen Type 1: 65 years. 

The 300 SRT is one of those cars I always forget exists but when I see one, I’m suddenly reminded that I actually think they’re pretty cool.

Electronics 101: Don’t let the smoke out.

The first ever recorded instance of the donor heart rejecting the body it was transplanted into. Not to be confused with the more common instance of the body rejecting donor organs.

It’s only slower than the Golf R, Focus RS, and Civic Type R, and the last only barely.

Make a 25 minute long youtube video walking around your yard about it.