I fail to understand why people think Florida is so nuts when New York has to be a hell of a lot more crazy.

“Get ready to shred, brah!”

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

A chicken bone walks into Aybar.

Did you forget to type “-Jared Fogle” under your comment?

“...and to better understand the risks inherent in an oil-based government controlled economy.”

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

Harp Guitar -

Schilling prefers to stop at 3 Ks.

LAPD charged with battery.

I laughed.

Imagine if it were slowed down for dramatic effect.

You could also screen it on his ass.

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

Take a fucking taxi. There are options beside “take an uber” or “drive drunk.” Take a fucking taxi. Also, it's shitty that when uber and lyft cease their operations, people are suddenly so concerned about the hardworking people trying to make ends meet, but when uber and lefttakevbisiness away from the cab companies,…

I haven’t seen a Blues fan hit the ground that hard since Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Mine is called Mom

I might have gone nice price if they had maintained a period interior, to keep the illusion going. They didn’t, and the Marauder dash so does not fit with that interior. Crack pipe.

“More proof of ESPN’s liberal agenda!”

“God damn, Japanese are weird people.”