"No, I don't have any comment on it," Lewis said laughing. "Ankle wrenching? That sounds like the WWF."

He's just upset about his murdered parents.

Protesters: [put hands up]

dog on the field could have turned out a lot worse, frankly

I like Zacaria's facial expression as Carli is yelling at him. I want to think that he is thinking "Dude, I do not give a single fuck about what you are yelling at me, I'm taking care of this god damn adorable puppy."

Raiders players love the passion and creativity of their fans, and will soon follow suit by throwing a goose egg on the football field this afternoon.

The Mavericks later added that Parsons is just "big-boned" and that the team will be adding a new vertically striped uniform in addition to their regular red and white uniforms.

Remember that time? when Baumgarner put the tag on Wong at first? and muscled him out of the baseline? and Matheny was all "waaah" and the fans were all psychologically dominated and deflated? That was cool.

On my high school football team, one of our linebackers transferred in senior year. He kept talking about "sticking a broomstick up the freshmen's asses", trying to get other people to go along with him. Nobody would, and finally someone asked him if they did that to him at his old school, and if they did he should…

Nice to see the Cardinals looking silly the right way.

Reminds me of when I tried to recreate THAT scene from the Matrix.

Are we sure this isn't the Thursday night game?

How many cubits of rain are they expecting?

Sometimes there's a puppy in the office!

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

Godzilla sucked.

Yes. I'm struggling with why the sugar and flour being "organic" would make cookies taste like crap.

taste like crap because they use organic sugar and flour in them.