"beaten like animals"? Who is beating animals into a coma? That seems like a really odd way to describe what happened here.

Well done. It took me a second, but well done.

I posted this when the story hit a few days ago, but I'll say it again . . . did you HEAR this guy's head hit the floor? Did you freaking HEAR it? The sound is between :09 and :10, and it is horrifying. If you have speakers or headphones, you will be sickened.

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.

Both of the attackers, who are brothers, have extensive rap sheets, and are facing felony assault charges.

"Goddamn rappers."

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

which is probably what rimming Lindsay Lohan tastes like.

I bet they'll find a way to sweep this under the rug, just like they did for the Sayreville War.

What is wrong with this purrson?!

I'm sure AP appreciated the fact that he wasn't the only giant pussy at the hearing.

And everyone said the Cowboys defense was going to suck this year.

You mean 'Some guy we've never heard of?'

Adrian Peterson approved

Larry King gets those seats because of his induction into the Softball Hall of Fame.

"Yep." - Stevie Wonder

"Okay, we've got Jim from Security in the aisle. Go ahead Jim." - Larry King

Peppermint Roll?