Goodell: when he told us he prayed, we didn't realize it would look like that. He misled us as to the nature of his praying. If it were Christian-like praying—2 games. But this?! Indefinite suspension.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Upon notification, BYU has decided to strip the degrees from all involved parties.

This puppy is too cute to be real.

do less

Wow - someone's trying too hard for the laughs.

This is why Kinja needs downvotes.

TL;DR - Next time use Comic Sans.

Get a job

Calling BS. No-one who lived a day in Philly would be caught using the word 'Bravo'.

When you get down to it, it is kind of strange that we get together and pretend to collect teams of employees, and award them imaginary points for things they do at their jobs, just because they work in football.

10 if it's in the bathroom.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

What interactions have you had with him?

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

I don't know, and what does having different last names have to do with anything?

I give it the third or fourth-highest form of praise for Youtube videos, which is that I was disappointed it wasn't longer.