Ha ha, dance for your bread, peasants!

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

A lot of ups and downs in that marriage.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

But as we've already seen, the publicizing of domestic violence as an issue does cause more women to report abuse.

As a bald man who has been shaving what's left since the age of 19, I support LeBron. If you don't have the proper shaped head to sport the complete shave, going bald sucks.

Bring back Crystal Pepsi, then we can start talking about integrity.

As a Lions fan I was convincing myself that I could at least enjoy my teams game this week considering they hadn't been a part of all the bullshit going this season. Well...I'm about ready to just close the book on the NFL completely. And yes, please put up a dog running with a camera on its back, or a bear playing…

Oh. You're crying because you're hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich?!

As a USC fan, I already thought he was a piece of shit, but now, fuck this guy, I hope the Kardashian herpes burns him every fucking day. Harshly disciplining a one-year-old? What the fuck is she supposed to do? But it's OK as long as he doesn't leave any evidence he hits her? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

If you're keeping score at home, there are two Trojans that could have prevented this.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

Next week will be even crazier

Roger Goodell is following the American corporate "cultural tradition" of barricading himself in his office and having minions answer for his mistakes until the shitstorm blows over.

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?