1) It does not quench your thirst better.

Yes

Tell that to France.

"With ice" is not a kind of water. It's a way of serving water.

1. With ice

I've seen this play out a thousand times before. You're doing awesome and everything in life is going in your favor and then BAM! you wake up hammered drunk on your neighbors front lawn and your sponsor is all like "you can't keep doing this to yourself you have a serious problem" and then you lose your sponsor and he…

Not surprised to see another watered-down, non-substantive Anheuser-Busch release.

You will immediately notice that A-B is not actually doing anything, or even threatening to do anything, or even hinting at the possibility of considering maybe doing anything.

So maybe Anheuser-Busch isn't taking back its money or pulling its ads.

I take it you don't enjoy Eli's acting skills?

Thanks, but I feel like you're being evasive.

Fair. When you see how many commercials he is in, do you wish he had in fact been washed away by Hurricane Sandy?

Greatest Jewish football player? Kind of an oxymoron huh? Not that many of us. I do remember a FB at Wisconsin fasted all day for Yom Kippur and then rushed for 130 yards or so that night. I couldn't manage that

How many Tom Coughlins do you think you could successfully fight simultaneously? It's possible that one or more of the Tom Coughlins will have a knife, because he seems like that sort of guy.

Trying whatever to get the ball. Poking, punching, whatever. No tickling tho. That might work better

Not as much trash talking as advertised. There's far more of guys just talking to talk. I do it. Just random stuff. Best thing I heard last season was on a field goal. One DL said to someone on our team "hey, you know we got a dental plan bro. Go fix your teeth" I was laughing the entire kick

Congratulations, you passed!

firm no on this one

Does Eli actually swear or does he really say "shucks" and "darnit" when he's mad, like I imagine?

Geoff - I enjoyed your latest letter from the front. Please tell me when you will post another.