He can read?

He should have been ejected.

Fuck you Deadspin. Who are you to mock the lifelong tradition and heritage of white men to be racially insensitive? Blackface is a time-honored tradition going all the way back to the good ol' days of 19th century, when things were better. 83% of black people have no problem with blackface. Stupid libturds getting…

Where's your god now Greg?

So you're saying a tank top is acceptable in public, but not shorts? You just sound like a bro that has some strange embarrassment of your calves.

MY DUDE, YOU WERE CAUGHT IN THE WILD WEARING A TANK TOP AND BLAZER. PLEASE SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

And as someone who always wears and has always worn jeans—even when living in notoriously warm places like Dallas and Miami—I can say that 91 degrees, or 101, even, isn’t that bad. You’re fine. You’re fine.

I wasn't going to post this, but Greg apparently creepshotted me and in general has organized his thoughts and arguments exactly like a middle school bully. So, the author, in his everyday wardrobe:

You misspelled "I'm insufferable," Greg.

How about this for an argument: its 94 fucking degrees out. Fuck you. I'm wearing shorts.

You're not cool Greg. Please correct this portion of your story.

The least cool thing you could ever do is write and publish an article in which you call your boss "cool."

You say "I am cool" so many times, it's almost like you're trying to convince yourself.

I see some of your points, yet somehow, I feel like your argument falls a bit pants.

I'm wearing shorts right now.