If that's what was (over time) on Verlander's phone, there are several different women in there. Think he's going to have some 'splainin' to do to Ms. Upton?

The red mark on Kate Upton's butt almost looks like Verlander had a big WHIP.

"Lord, why couldn't I have been born twenty years later, and been blessed with a larger penis?"

Whether it was some guy taking advantage of a massive security vulnerability in iCloud or a cabal of personal assistants or Rocket Raccoon who did it, yeah, that a lot of celebrities just had their privacy violated and that these photos were apparently floating around in the darker parts of the internet for a couple…

neither he nor Beltre enjoying having their head tapped

The best par of this is that he knew it was coming. He was already going for the block before the tap came in. In short, this is not the first time Johnny Cueto has touched Mike Leaks's junk.

I'm pretty sure Schefter is a virgin. So there's that.

He hit a pregnant woman- that is sure gonna hurt the team.

Vernon Davis may have been present but if you've ever had him on your fantasy team then you know that doesn't mean shit.

So Schefter thinks he should've waited until after the playoffs?

I'll take the charitable view and assume "bad timing" means "while she's still pregnant".

Also, Adam Schefter and Darren Rovell share the same vomit bag that they call a brain:

I like it. It's a term of respect. —Dan Snyder

whenever someone says "kids today" I vomit a little

nah. Your execution just sucked

I'm laughing just because I'm truly astonished at how oblivious I assume they are. I don't want to jump right to them being evil so I'm just gonna go with oblivious and call myself an optimist.

Every old person thinks the next generation is dumber than they were, when in truth, it's just a cycle of old people shaking their canes.