No one around them appeared to take them to task or call them out.

Guys, guys, guys. Get over this ticket thing, burnthisplease says so. If you can’t afford to pay, just stay home and watch the games on Comca...

There are guys like this walking around, and fucking Rudy is the guy they make a movie out of.

FC Midtjylland?

C’mon Draper, I know United are bad, but you don’t need to let a cat walk across a keyboard to make up teams to beat them.

What’s going on is that somebody is wrong.

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

Diarrhea...I’ll see myself out

Morgan shot himself with his gun while cleaning it

That’s because Arsenal will beat Arsenal.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

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Sometimes Silver Man went to dark places.

Well, the whole time he was talking about the poltergeist, I was thinking about 10th grade English and how we called that the Houdini. I probably said almost exactly the same words Amy did and I’m pretty sure she didn’t plagiarize me...

I saw on Twitter someone posted (paraphrased), “saying ‘save the rainforests’ doesn’t automatically mean ‘fuck all other forests,’” which I appreciated as an analogy for all this “all lives matter” nonsense.

Jedi should be above The Force Awakens as Evan said its total payoff the end to the six Episode Vader Fall/Redemption arc that is the heart of the story. Some of the best space battles of the original trilogy where you actually see Capital Ships fighting. Luke fully embracing and understanding his role in the…

kids fucking nine and still believed in Santa. I had two full time jobs by nine and a family to support. From the sounds of it he might be better off with a block of wood

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

No Bedknobs and Broomsticks?