no way trump is going to be there

Nah, All that proves is that the people working at Soylent have all developed mutant stomachs that tolerate the product better than normal people. Evolution in action?

“Also, we found absolutely nothing wrong with anything. But yeah, we will stop making these bars and you should throw away all of your bars too. “

“After these reports, we have retrieved remaining bars from our consumers and have personally consumed many of the remaining bars without adverse effects,”