Does the dog know his name is Pretzelcoatl?

Preztelcoatl.

Just sent Jim an email telling him how much I love the new “no sports at all” direction the website is going.

These dogs are good sports. 

I was there in April of this year. That dog from the pyramids has a name and it is Preztelcoatl. But you are correct that it is indeed a good dog.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

I’m sure you already know this and probably intended it, but I just figured out that this is actually funnier if you post it on every post.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

I pretty sure Spanfeller pronounces it “sport”.

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

A good part, although not all, of the vitriol toward Xhaka, was the fact that he was having a nice little stroll off the pitch when being substituted instead of running off. Would it have made a difference, no, but geez, make the effort at least.

Arsenal fans, probably because they are unfamiliar with managerial change, have yet to fully turn on the manager, and instead have made Xhaka—a damn good player whom Emery does no favors with the team’s playing style and line-up decisions—the focus of their ire. The players, however, are less blind and reportedly are…

I’m not sure what Arsenal fans you talk to, but I’m very certain that the vast, vast majority of the fanbase wants Emery gone.

Once he comes to MLS, he can really blossom at that point.