If you ask me, they’re both over entirely over-exposed.

Look they’re not made of bridges. It’s expensive to maintain those old castles.

I’m no engineer, but I think I have a solution for this problem...

Theo Epstein said he’d turn the franchise around in 5 years, and in 5 years he’s got them winning the World Series. And he just put himself into the Hall of Fame.

LMAO youre such an asshole I love it

Some perspective on how historic this is:

that’s an amazing metaphor

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

You should probably just have left it at “I don’t follow baseball that closely.”

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Matt Harvey should have been Victor Zsasz because now I want someone to stab my eyes out.

At the Warriors’ Halloween party, Steph Curry simply ate 73 cookies and wept.

I agree, and think Kawhi will win it.

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

That sounds like one of those really smart takes that actually isn’t correct.

Did you know that’s the first time an NBA team has blown a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals basketball game series?

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

In fairness, Charles Barkley is consistently correct about the NY Knicks being an embarrassment to the basketball gods.

“Yo bitch, get out from behind that desk so I can check out that fine ass.”