“Price, a narrative designer of 10 years...”

This statement is not true. Please fact-check your articles.  

It’s PvP. There is no chivalry. If I see you, I will kill you with whatever I have.

“As Brown points out that he doesn’t see anything wrong with parking across two lanes...”

Other websites are reporting that he parked across two *handicapped* spaces.

I’m not saying that’s a reason to get tackled and tased, but if it’s true... wow, what a douchebag.

Even if the parking lot was mostly empty, it’s still a…

Thanks for your false dichotomy.

By your logic, if a game has one ridiculous thing, it can have any number of ridiculous things. If it’s not 100% accurate (in maps and uniforms etc. etc.), it has no obligation to accuracy, especially if it’s been adapted to the medium of a video game.

A person should be able to…

People still play World of Warcraft???

“... which sounds like a pretty awesome way to troll that solo player in their sloop.” 

Yeah, that’s... *awesome.* You’ve found a way to make any remaining solo players even more miserable.

If Fortnite Battle Royale is going to have a Thanos event, I hope that means Fortnite: Save the World will be half off.

(That would be because of the Infinity Gauntlet, of course: it’s a five-finger discount.)

Please, please, please, Marvel: Make half the cast of this show disappear.

Wait, I’ve got a better idea. Make them all disappear.

Dude, let it go.

Geguri seems willing to avoid the drama and focus on the game. You should, too.

There’s one important part of this story to keep in mind: this couple has been together less than six months.

I’m not surprised to hear about newlyweds having sex five or six days a week during the honeymoon phase, but I think it’s worth pointing out: expecting sex to keep on keepin’ on for five or six nights a week…

“On that note, why do people act that this is the greatest nerd book ever made?”

It’s not the greatest nerd book ever made... but some folks are happy when they see references to things they like. Being a geek makes them happy.

It’s a hell of a lot better than shitting on something (or someone) because they like…

They’re not boats.

They’re ships.

Why does Kotaku keep getting this wrong? It’s not difficult.

There is no God.

God is dead.

I blame this song.

I hope it’s a good movie, but after that ridiculous fight over Rotten Tomatoes and The Last Jedi, I don’t really see a reason to get invested in another Rotten Tomatoes score ever again.

Still, I hope it’s a good movie.

I think it might be too serious for this game, because every time you guys said “left” or “right,” I wanted to tell you it’s really a choice between “port” and “starboard.”

Also, I’m that guy who corrects people who say “boat” when they should say “ship.”

Also, I would have to constantly sing sea chanties from…