There’s one important part of this story to keep in mind: this couple has been together less than six months.

I’m not surprised to hear about newlyweds having sex five or six days a week during the honeymoon phase, but I think it’s worth pointing out: expecting sex to keep on keepin’ on for five or six nights a week…

“On that note, why do people act that this is the greatest nerd book ever made?”

It’s not the greatest nerd book ever made... but some folks are happy when they see references to things they like. Being a geek makes them happy.

It’s a hell of a lot better than shitting on something (or someone) because they like…

They’re not boats.

They’re ships.

Why does Kotaku keep getting this wrong? It’s not difficult.

There is no God.

God is dead.

I blame this song.

I hope it’s a good movie, but after that ridiculous fight over Rotten Tomatoes and The Last Jedi, I don’t really see a reason to get invested in another Rotten Tomatoes score ever again.

Still, I hope it’s a good movie.

I think it might be too serious for this game, because every time you guys said “left” or “right,” I wanted to tell you it’s really a choice between “port” and “starboard.”

Also, I’m that guy who corrects people who say “boat” when they should say “ship.”

Also, I would have to constantly sing sea chanties from…