I was really hoping “No, unless I get my own private island out of it” was going to be an option.

Speaking of middle aged dudes I would bone...

When I first read the title, all I was thinking was “for a reserved spot on the first Virgin Galactic flight, absolutely.”

Yup, I lasted about two weeks with tinder before deleting it. It made my soul feel dirty and violated

I just moved to the southern US and Tinder here is awful. 99% shirtless selfies, gory hunting pictures, fishing, and apparently something called “going mudding”.

It was jealous and wanted some love!

Maybe he's reborn with it?

Not to mention how many of them are structured to make it look like the WOMAN is being awful. Like, ugh, what a stuck up bitch! She wants to keep dating her stable seeming handsome doctor boyfriend instead of this zany type who keeps showing up every goddamn where she goes? WOMenzzz!

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

Garcia Marquez is one of my favorite authors, but he was in there because... Movies based on his books? Weird

Coffee and I are BFFs 4 LYFE.

Mmmmmm yeah maybe but it also does a fucking number on your stomach. (Coffee was once my great love; now, having consumed too much on an empty stomach for years, I can't drink it without throwing up).

What kind of life experiences does a woman have to have in order to turn into the kind of person who says "oh yea, every one of those women are just making it all up"?

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

So, you're saying that he doesn't look exzachly the same?

Yeah, #TeamMonkey on this one.

Thing is, if she had that type of OCD, then why insist on letting her sister sleep in the same bed with her? She should have just told her sister no, or gone in the bathroom to handle that. That is just insanely inappropriate.

Please, please stop comparing masturbating next to a sleeping boyfriend with luring a prepubescent sibling into your bed for the purpose of masturbating next to her (or kissing her or making her lie on your body). They are not comparable actions. Lena's behavior is disturbing, manipulative, and deeply inappropriate.…

I agree with you that this is common for children to do, but that doesn't mean every child does it and any adult who says they didn't (I didn't) is a liar.

"I was sure everyone would be only talking about Jesus. They were all talking about Satan instead."