I'm waiting for people to start pointing out here that 90 minutes of exercise a day is crazy. Look, some of us like to work out and really like being in shape. My mom worked out 90 minutes a day for the vast majority of my childhood and I probably get near it too. I find it sad that people don't blink at watching…

We all know god loves a terrier.

Edited out: The part where she forces him, using the power of her dirty pillows, to eat an apple while a snake lurks smugly in the background.

You know, I wish someone had marked the moment when Japan surpassed Germany in the race for "most seriously fucked up sexualized shit in First World countries."

Bear with me — this is convoluted. And by no means something I've seen published, just something I think about.

Seriously! This is my new favorite form of entertainment.

No, Jez is like HOW DARE THEY FIX THE HUNCHBACK THAT THE BAD POSE CREATED.

Lena's neck wouldn't have looked weird if she wasn't slouched down, same with her boobs. They made her chest look significantly better by lifting the neckline and I'm sure Prada's rep asked them to fix the neckline. Vogue isn't only beholden to…

this is crrrrazytown

Not to mention, on top of everything else, he was literally her only way of being "well" in a way good for her and her family. If she cut him off, she cut off access to the therapy that was helping her postpartum depression.

I'm sorry. I don't pity her. For the following reasons.

But there has been justice for Meredith's murder - Rudy Guede is in jail. If there was ever concrete evidence to convict Knox and Sollecito, the Italian police and prosecutors contaminated it. The charges against them seem pretty much based on fanaticism and sensationalism.

Greetings and farewells are a big part of my social anxiety, especially with kissing. I really, really just don't like the obligatory touching involved in those parts of social interaction. Why can't I just use my mouth to say "hello" and goodbye"?

Woah. Amy looks almost as good as her "I'm No Angel" skit on SNL.

Coincidentally, that's the same face his boy/girlfriend need to make when getting busy.

PREACH!

Look, I loathe the non-stop baby pics as much as these teens do, but I also get tired of seeing miss McKayleigh's eleventh selfie of the day, so....good riddance?

I don't think a lot of guys understand that the function of the penis is attractive to women. But not the actual penis itself. Let's be honest here... its not the prettiest organ on the male body.