This made my day.

Oof this girl.

I'm just going to quote Jonah Ray on that beard, while bowling with Hamm for the Nerdist network, "You look like the hobo that killed Don Draper!"

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

Not only do I know the precise character you're describing, I think this reference is fitting...

"brought to life toilet brush" !

brought-to-life toilet brush!

Win: My work network blocks this Lookadoo dude's site. But not Jezebel.

1.) Did Guy Fieri and Donnie Wahlberg make a baby?!

"uncharted territory for men to conquer"

And as for the students... spot on. You give me hope, young Padawans.

"Accept your girly-ness. You're a girl. Be proud of all that means. You are soft, you are gentle, you are a woman. Don't try to be a guy. Guys like you because you are different from them. So let your girly-ness soar."

I have yet to see a "dating coach" who doesn't make my vulva clamp shut like they triggered a bear trap. And then they talk. Oh lord, and then they talk.

Faith in the youth slightly restored!!!

I can't be the only one who laughed the second I saw this face. I literally stifled a laugh, because his face is just... so hilarious.

Who the fuck gives a shit about pumpkin spice lattes anymore? We're on to peppermint mochas now, dammit. Duh!

Hairy arm pits can be really easy to spot in a lot of women apparel. Dresses, sleeveless tops, and even some short sleeved tops if we raise our arms.

LULZ, yes, people's reaction to your hairless head is TOTALLY comparable to how people react to women with hairy armpits! Thanks for pointing that out! And this "Stop empowering them by caving into 'societal pressure'" nonsense is pretty much the definition of privilege. Full stop.

Hoping this article will cure me of my mascara hope. It's the only cosmetic I'm really a sucker for. High end, low end, I love them all.

Shouldn't she have used Clitter?