SOME DAY I will have an unnecessarily luxurious shower.

I know, it "bothers" me immensely.

And single ones to boot. It's a quote within a quote? WTF?

I'm imagining this as a mashup of "Bringing Sexy Back" and "Colors of the Wind" and it is beautiful.

And up until now I'd associated tanning salons with classy and tasteful.

I feel like these are just images from a Halloween costume site that they stole.

Genocide and land thievery NEVER looked sexier.

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THE INDIANS CRY.

I mean, I get they're trying to show that you can be, shall we say, "sexy tan like an Indian," but did they really just have to put some brunette chick in the sexy Indian costume? Couldn't they have AT LEAST made an attempt to find something a little more "ethnically ambiguous"? If you're gonna be racist, you could at…

Ugh, I just don't know why girls feel like they have to go on SEXY genocides these days. Why can't people show a little class and have a tasteful modest genocide?

But once one of these guys is assaulted and murdered, the police will swing into high gear...

Thank you SO much for the chuckle here.

Wait, he said sorry?

If we ever needed a better example that "rape isn't about sex, it's about power" - this can be Exhibit A.

That's the biggest chunk of "I Cannot Parse" in this whole thing for me, too. If you're not having sex for pleasure, what? - You're admitting that you're raping people, and you're admitting that you do it for the power rush & the humiliation of the whole female gender?

I just rage stroked. And the police can't be brave enough to do their fucking jobs?!

What in the fucking fuck is WRONG WITH YOUNG MEN and their friendly female enablers?! FUCK YOU. Christ, I could beat them with my fists until my hands fall off. What in the fuck! And cops can't do anything? Fuck them too.