My thoughts exactly! Like, yes, it looks supremely uncomfortable, but it's sooo prreetttyyyy...

I completely disagree, Dodai.

Holy cow, I wasn't aware that Men's Health was read by Neanderthals.

Someone named — and who apparently is perfectly happy to go by the entirety of — "Brandon Robert Joseph Peyton" has decided to take issue with his hypothetical kids having a hyphenated name?

There should definitely be a cool name exception. Also, if taking your husband's name makes an awesome alliteration name, you should have to take it. Someone pass that law.

I believe "rut" is the correct term for what gorillas do. Not sexy.

Oh my goodness. I heard this song the other day I remembered why I generally keep my radio dialed to NPR. The lyrics are just so...terrible.

That's my exercise, i just use birth control.

Angelina Jolie is prettier than Maria Kang and has more children. What is Maria Kang's excuse for her failure to be Mrs Brad Pitt? What is her EXCUUUUUUSE?

I'm thinking it's like she's saying "and this one just plopped out of my vagina and look how awesome my bod is!"

I searched the tag "Bones" on Tumblr because I am a fan of the FOX television hit series. Instead, I got a bunch of "thinspiration" pictures where girls and women had captioned the photos with goals about seeing their ribs and other bones. It gave me the sads.

I will bet you anything that her "two businesses" are MLM schemes hawking fitness shakes or whatever.

Jesus, she might as well have just put "I'm Better Than You!" on the poster. What a fucking joke.

The fact that she's posting pictures like this seems to suggest she hasn't fully recovered from her issues with food and body image.

I FUCKING HATE PINKWASHING! I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT! THINKING ABOUT IT MAKE ME TALK IN ALL CAPS, THAT'S HOW MUCH I HATE IT!

Hey dude, why this:

I don't know why the idea that women are people and therefore each one is different seems to be so hard to grasp for some dudes. I just love it when men inevitably start a conversation by referencing a hilarious cliche about how women are and what we like. Thanks for defining me around trite stereotypes of my sex! I…

Do you think when professionals write garbage like this they feel ok with themselves? Because this is embarrassing shit. I wouldn't want my name attached.

Point of interest: You don't really have the luxury of makeup, but then, you're also not judged as minutely on your appearance as the majority of women are.

I'll just leave this here: