Yeah, because infectious diseases totally respect borders.

So, discussion topic: How have our feelings about Miley changed? And/orKesha, if you feel like it. Because if I had to pick current artists, they would go high, even though I generally smile to like.... Lucinda Williams. EmmyLou. Folk music. But I love these badass y0ung women.

If I were Andy Richter and I associated my daughter’s bed spread with coffin lining, I think I would immediately purchase new bedding.

That outfit is like a huge flag that says “FREAK” on it. There’s got to be a leather corset under that outfit, and I’m sure she has a strong whip hand.

FINALLY my children’s book, “Harriet Whore-mit the very haughty hottie hermit” can get off the ground! It’s about a hermit crab looking for a pimp to love her! “Are you my pimp?” She asks a series of increasingly abusive johns. It gets PRETTY gritty (cause she’s in so much sand!) but is truly fun for the whole family.…

Pretty sure I’m a bad parent for wondering if it wasn’t warm enough just to let you air dry.

Now that we’re down to only one Italian American, Ivy League educated, Catholic, conservative man from Mercer County, New Jersey practically anyone looks diverse.

“Fuck. So close.”

I wonder the same thing. She had to take a backseat to his career and now he doesn’t want to take a backseat to hers. I feel like she stuck with him after the scandal because she had to for appearances and for her to finally be able to focus on her political career. Especially since back then people were still not…

Bill really, really does not want being the first First Lad to be his legacy.

As a POC I don’t disagree with anything he said. At that point in time shit was like it was now but like 50 times worse. Black Community leaders endorsed this bill. HELL BERNIE SANDERS ENDORSED THIS BILL with his sorry not sorry reasons. And the black community does have some onus to take on here. Hindsight is 20/20.…

I have been steadily losing my taste for the entire Democratic field and the way both Clinton and Sanders are campaigning.

I truly dislike Bill Clinton. I don’t hold him against Hillary because she is not her husband, but man do I really dislike that man. And I hate the fact that we are losing Michelle Obama to him. It just isn’t fair :(

Actual Gchat I just had with my GF:

Yes. Now, I’m just:

I absolutely thought this in 2008 as a result of some of his extremely stupid statements.

I can’t with him anymore...remember when we thought he was so well spoken and suave in the 90's?

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

Is that Tom Hardy?